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 Date: 02 Apr 08 Time: 03:44pm |
Valentines: flowers $80, dinner & movie $130, hotel room $200, look on his face when u tell him u have ur period... PRICELESS! |
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Date: 02 Apr 08 Time: 03:45pm |
I had an x-ray done 2day. Guess what they found? It was u, safely tucked in my heart. THey said my heart is fine with a friend like u in it. Happy Valenties. |
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Date: 02 Apr 08 Time: 03:47pm |
To satisfy a woman: Caress Praise Pamper Humour Cuddle Hug Kiss Smooch Charm Embrace Tease LOVE her! A man: SUCK HIS COCK |
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Date: 02 Apr 08 Time: 03:47pm |
What's the simularity between drink driving and wanking? The faster u go the bigger the mess! |
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Date: 02 Apr 08 Time: 03:48pm |
It is now politically incorrect to call someone a wanker they are now an OWNER OPERATOR! |